5 Shirts That Are Too Offensive for Facebook
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Since the dawn of time, men have enjoyed offending their
neighbors and fantasizing about what they are going to say the next time they let
their yapping rat-dog out at 6am to bark non-stop.
Luckily, there's a shirt for that!
In this article, we are going to show you 5 shirts that say everything you want to say out
loud. (We have hundreds more just like them)
These shirts are so offensive that we've been blocked from Facebook numerous times
due to their liberal, constantly offended, crybaby victim policies.
Warning: Offensive material below.
So if you can't handle a little dirty humor, go home to your momma.
We don't care about your feelings.
Now that's out of the way and the snowflakes have left, let's get started.
#1 - Get Bent
The perfect way to say what you're thinking without saying it out loud.
"Hey it's just a fishing shirt"
Bonus - This one makes a great passive aggressive gift to leave in their mail box.
#2 - Don't Be A Cock Sucker
This one is great because all you have to do is stand and wave. Don't say anything.
Just wave your hand a little low, low enough that they are forced to see your shirt.
They will wonder why you have a creepy, yet telling smirk on your face.
If they're smart they will understand: There's a new swinging dick in town.
#3 - Just the Tip
Know someone who's an anti-gun liberal (aka: idiot).
Piss them off with one of these Just the Tip shirts.
It's our #1 gun shirt - and we have a TON.
It's just so perfect, it has sexual innuendo AND it offends Democrats.
Wearing it is almost better than sex. Almost
#4 - Back to Back World War Champs
Ever have one of those pesky commie neighbors?
Before you call pest control, give this one a try.
Within 7 days, they'll be flying the American flag and shouting the national anthem.
Trust me, 60% of the time it works every time.
#5 - Suck Deez Nutz
Our company motto is "Suck Deez Nutz" so why not share the love?
When your neighbor asks, "Why are you such an asshole?" simply point to your shirt.
When they say your grass is 0.5" too high, simply point at your shirt.
If they complain that your lifted truck's exhaust tip is hovering over their property, simply point at your shirt.
Not to mention we have a large collection of Suck Deez Nutz shirts for every taste 😉
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Who Are We?
We make offensive shirts, sinkers shaped like balls, and funny fishing hats.
We love fishing, we love guns, and we love fishing with guns.
If you're still reading, congrats and welcome to the family!
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