#5 - Suck Deez Nutz
Our company motto is "Suck Deez Nutz" so why not share the love?
When your neighbor asks, "Why are you like this?" simply point to your shirt.
When they say your grass is 0.5" too high, simply point at your shirt.
If they complain that your lifted truck's exhaust tip is hovering over their property, simply point at your shirt.
Not to mention we have a large collection of Suck Deez Nutz shirts for every taste 😉