6.9 Fishing Tips To Land A Monster | Funny Fishing Shirts and Hats | Fishing Gifts Balls Deep Tackle
6.9 Fishing Tips to Land a Monster
Fishing tips so good that 60% of the time they work every time.
HOW TO MAKE YOUR FISHING TRIPS GREAT AGAIN
1. Make sure to prick your finger with the hook.
Fish love the scent of blood. This will make your bait more realistic.
2. Catfish love it when you play with their whiskers.
Please do that for them. there's a reason they're called CAT-fish.
3. Hold on to your fish.
The bears are more afraid of you than you are of them.
4. Blast music as loud as you can to attract fish from miles away.
The Macarena has been our #1 pick for years.
5. Bass HATE crankbaits
When fishing for bass, make sure to face away from the wind, and avoid crankbaits AT ALL COSTS - dull hooks work better.
6. Fish local sewage ponds
They are overstocked with brown trout and you'll have no competition.
6.9 (Nice) When it doubt, toaster out!
If you're sick of playing by the rules, catch the whole pond at once with a nice toaster.
We're the brand that no other company has the balls to be.
We don't apologize and we don't bend the knee to anyone
If you don't like it, suck deez nutz 🥜
We donate 10% of all profits to help veterans and their families obtain affordable housing with grants and rental assistance.
We are a family owned business and love every one of our customers and subscribers!
If you're with us, welcome to the Balls Deep family!
Sick Of Politically Correct Bullshit?
We Are Too. You Won't Find Any Here
WARNING:
Our products do NOT "save the environment"
or help the vegan polar bears.
But they are funny as hell.
Sorry not sorry, go away hippies.
Hear from happy customers directly!
"Product is great and delivery was prompt. The entire transaction was as smooth as freshly shaved balls."
"Very fast delivery. Nice hat"
"Balls deep is my go to patriots site. love guns, love fishing, Love your President? This is the site to support."
"😅 the shirts are hilarious and i love using the sinkers instead of the regular boring ones. Definitely recommend!"
"Very good quality and funny as hell! Priced right and fast shipping! Customer service is top shelf! Can't ask for better! Their give no "fox" attitude towards haters is awesome as well!"
"I love the products offered by Balls Deep Tackle! Some stuff may seem silly, but the lures will catch fish, and the merchandise is great quality and comfort! Shipping is cheap and arrived fairly quick. Would recommend to anybody."
At Balls Deep Tackle, we fully stand behind all products for 1 year
You've probably had bad experiences with other online businesses that just want to take your money and run. We don't believe in that, we want all customers to be 100% happy with every order.
We offer a 1 year satisfaction guarantee, if you are unhappy for any reason return your order up to a year after purchase.
All products include a 1 year warranty against defect or issues, contact us and we will replace it for you at no cost!
We might be funny and ridiculous, but our guarantee is no joke!
You'll always be happy whether it's your first order or you 10th order!