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5 Fishing Shirts That Are Too Offensive for Facebook

Suckerberg Can "Kiss" Our Ass

Richard Rooster 

Since the dawn of time, fishermen have enjoyed offending their  neighbors and fantasizing about what they are going to say the next time they let their yapping rat-dog out at 6am to bark non-stop. 

Luckily, there's a shirt for that! 

In this article, we are going to show you 5 shirts that say everything you want to say out loud. (We have hundreds more just like them) 

These shirts are so offensive that we've been blocked from Facebook numerous times  due to their liberal, constantly offended, crybaby victim policies. 

Warning: Offensive material below. 

So if you can't handle a little dirty humor, go home to your momma. 

We don't care about your feelings.  

Now that's out of the way and the snowflakes have left, let's get started.

#1 - Get Bent

The perfect way to say what you're thinking without saying it out loud.

"Hey it's just a fishing shirt"  

Bonus - This one makes a great passive aggressive gift to leave in their mail box.

#2 - Don't Be A Cock Sucker

This one is great because all you have to do is stand and wave. Don't say anything.
Just wave your hand a little low, low enough that they are forced to see your shirt. 
They will wonder why you have a creepy, yet telling smirk on your face. 
If they're smart they will understand: There's a new swinging dick in town.

#3 - Just the Tip 

Know someone who's an anti-gun liberal (aka: idiot).
Piss them off with one of these Just the Tip shirts. 
It's our #1 gun shirt - and we have a TON. 
It's just so perfect, it has sexual innuendo AND it offends Democrats. 
Wearing it is almost better than sex. Almost

#4 - Back to Back World War Champs

Ever have one of those pesky commie neighbors?
Before you call pest control, give this one a try.
Within 7 days, they'll be flying the American flag and shouting the national anthem. 
Trust me, 60% of the time it works every time.

#5 - Suck Deez Nutz  

Our company motto is "Suck Deez Nutz" so why not share the love?
When your neighbor asks, "Why are you such an asshole?" simply point to your shirt. 
When they say your grass is 0.5" too high, simply point at your shirt. 
If they complain that your lifted truck's exhaust tip is hovering over their property, simply point at your shirt. 
Not to mention we have a large collection of Suck Deez Nutz shirts for every taste 😉

Bonus - Fuck Your Mask

So nothing has worked so far?
This foe is strong, we need to bring out the big guns. 
He's probably the kind of guy that wears a mask alone in the car. 
He probably wears it in the shower (ughh, what an animal). 
We can't be subtle anymore - lay it all out on the table.

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